SALT LAKE CITY — A new PETA-sponsored billboard is asking Utah students, “If you wouldn’t eat your dog, why eat a turkey?” The billboard will be run near Salt Lake City public schools and will also feature an image of an animal that has the body of a turkey and the head of a dog. (via PETA: Thanksgiving turkey? Might as well eat your dog | ksl.com)
I would try dog.
oh look guys, it’s cultural prescriptivism rearing its ugly head again! Silly Peta, they don’t know anything!
I WOULD GOBBLE MY DOG UP FASTER THAN SATAN GOBBLES UP SOULS
I’ve heard dog is actually quite delicious.
This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it.
Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.
A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.
Even simpler…why would I eat my dog that I probably spend money on and definitely live with/take care of.
I don’t live with or take care of the pre-butchered turkey I get conveniently wrapped in cellophane and styrofoam. I’d eat a dog if it came the same way.
don’t think my dog would be as tasty as a turkey. plus, turkey’s don’t cuddle.
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My dog wasn’t a horrifying nightmare monster with blobby tumor-looking protuberances all over her face.
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SMH, they are different because livestock are raised for the purpose of being used as commodities. Livestock are raised...
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YOU WOULDN’T EAT A CAR and yes god yes peta is awful
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I wouldn’t eat my dog. She’d be too gamey and stringy. I’ll eat the fuck out of turkey, tho. Ask any of my friends; I...
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i would eat dog. i’ve had monkey brains before in kuwait that was delicious.
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People being carnivorous isn’t what hurts animals. The people who raise and sell the animals we eat are the ones who...
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don’t think my dog would be as tasty as a turkey. plus, turkey’s don’t cuddle.
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That dog looks yummy as shit.
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Even simpler…why would I eat my dog that I probably spend money on and definitely live with/take care of. I don’t live...
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LOOK AT HOW GOOD THAT PHOTO EDITING IT LOL
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A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.
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This is legitimately the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Also: This message is brought to you by the organization...
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There isn’t a difference. Both taste good.
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fluffmugger reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
I don’t have a dog, but I have eaten dog. Never eaten Turkey. WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW??
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^^^^ how are they different smh
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fatandgeeky reblogged this from welfarepenis and added:
Also…..I wouldn’t eat *my* turkey. But I’d eat someone elses, their dog too.
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Some people don’t eat cows!
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I want that dog… turkey… thing as a pet. Durkey? Tog? What would you call it?!
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okay peta is annoying but go vegan!* *if you are monetarily/mentally (not sure of the right word here) able to
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Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.
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perfectlyqueer reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it.
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