Sunday, February 26, 2012
grassleaves:

friendlysoviet:

genderbitch:

perfectlyqueer:

genderbitch:

77825225672443:

rosemannequin:

undercoverterrorist:

fwarg:

SALT LAKE CITY — A new PETA-sponsored billboard is asking Utah students, “If you wouldn’t eat your dog, why eat a turkey?” The billboard will be run near Salt Lake City public schools and will also feature an image of an animal that has the body of a turkey and the head of a dog. (via PETA: Thanksgiving turkey? Might as well eat your dog | ksl.com)

I would try dog.  

oh look guys, it’s cultural prescriptivism rearing its ugly head again!  Silly Peta, they don’t know anything!

I WOULD GOBBLE MY DOG UP FASTER THAN SATAN GOBBLES UP SOULS

I’ve heard dog is actually quite delicious.

This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it. 

Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.

A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.

Even simpler…why would I eat my dog that I probably spend money on and definitely live with/take care of.
I don’t live with or take care of the pre-butchered turkey I get conveniently wrapped in cellophane and styrofoam. I’d eat a dog if it came the same way. 

don’t think my dog would be as tasty as a turkey. plus, turkey’s don’t cuddle.

grassleaves:

friendlysoviet:

genderbitch:

perfectlyqueer:

genderbitch:

77825225672443:

rosemannequin:

undercoverterrorist:

fwarg:

SALT LAKE CITY — A new PETA-sponsored billboard is asking Utah students, “If you wouldn’t eat your dog, why eat a turkey?” The billboard will be run near Salt Lake City public schools and will also feature an image of an animal that has the body of a turkey and the head of a dog. (via PETA: Thanksgiving turkey? Might as well eat your dog | ksl.com)

I would try dog.  

oh look guys, it’s cultural prescriptivism rearing its ugly head again!  Silly Peta, they don’t know anything!

I WOULD GOBBLE MY DOG UP FASTER THAN SATAN GOBBLES UP SOULS

I’ve heard dog is actually quite delicious.

This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it. 

Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.

A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.

Even simpler…why would I eat my dog that I probably spend money on and definitely live with/take care of.

I don’t live with or take care of the pre-butchered turkey I get conveniently wrapped in cellophane and styrofoam. I’d eat a dog if it came the same way. 

don’t think my dog would be as tasty as a turkey. plus, turkey’s don’t cuddle.

Notes

  1. yoshilongdong reblogged this from turtleneckpositive
  2. themightypeaches reblogged this from drthunderblood and added:
    My dog wasn’t a horrifying nightmare monster with blobby tumor-looking protuberances all over her face.
  3. zakimoto reblogged this from supershovel and added:
    SMH, they are different because livestock are raised for the purpose of being used as commodities. Livestock are raised...
  4. westbrooks reblogged this from iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn
  5. sickelgaita reblogged this from trans-terrific and added:
    YOU WOULDN’T EAT A CAR and yes god yes peta is awful
  6. cactusrabbit reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    I wouldn’t eat my dog. She’d be too gamey and stringy. I’ll eat the fuck out of turkey, tho. Ask any of my friends; I...
  7. scratchwhereititches reblogged this from i-am-septima
  8. jinxflux reblogged this from blackblood
  9. blackblood reblogged this from lacex-foxypowow
  10. skinprincessbrat reblogged this from autumn-and-eve and added:
    i would eat dog. i’ve had monkey brains before in kuwait that was delicious.
  11. drthunderblood reblogged this from fatandgeeky
  12. i-am-septima reblogged this from lacex-foxypowow and added:
    People being carnivorous isn’t what hurts animals. The people who raise and sell the animals we eat are the ones who...
  13. drieazy reblogged this from grassleaves and added:
    don’t think my dog would be as tasty as a turkey. plus, turkey’s don’t cuddle.
  14. mephistophelina reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    That dog looks yummy as shit.
  15. grassleaves reblogged this from friendlysoviet and added:
    Even simpler…why would I eat my dog that I probably spend money on and definitely live with/take care of. I don’t live...
  16. lacex-foxypowow reblogged this from bakurae
  17. bakurae reblogged this from regulateddiscord and added:
    LOOK AT HOW GOOD THAT PHOTO EDITING IT LOL
  18. regulateddiscord reblogged this from trans-terrific
  19. friendlysoviet reblogged this from extreme-irrelevancy and added:
    A Song of Ice and Fire made dog [and horse] sound delicious. So yeah, I’d try dog.
  20. trans-terrific reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    This is legitimately the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Also: This message is brought to you by the organization...
  21. suckonthedickimashark reblogged this from supershovel and added:
    There isn’t a difference. Both taste good.
  22. fluffmugger reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    I don’t have a dog, but I have eaten dog. Never eaten Turkey. WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW??
  23. supershovel reblogged this from zakimoto and added:
    ^^^^ how are they different smh
  24. extreme-irrelevancy reblogged this from genderbitch
  25. fatandgeeky reblogged this from welfarepenis and added:
    Also…..I wouldn’t eat *my* turkey. But I’d eat someone elses, their dog too.
  26. welfarepenis reblogged this from fatandgeeky and added:
    Some people don’t eat cows!
  27. lafaggot reblogged this from autumn-and-eve
  28. apreslapetitmort reblogged this from autumn-and-eve and added:
    I want that dog… turkey… thing as a pet. Durkey? Tog? What would you call it?!
  29. juststaythefuckaway reblogged this from autumn-and-eve and added:
    okay peta is annoying but go vegan!* *if you are monetarily/mentally (not sure of the right word here) able to
  30. cosmic-ascetic reblogged this from autumn-and-eve
  31. autumn-and-eve reblogged this from iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn
  32. genderbitch reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    Those fucking piracy commercials. Damn right I would download a pizza.
  33. turtleneckpositive reblogged this from perfectlyqueer
  34. perfectlyqueer reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    This is like those piracy commercials. You don’t know me, PETA, I might eat my dog and I might enjoy it.